Oh, Sweet Cats.

They've found Captain America people.

You know what this means. Captain America was one of the first superheroes to hit the scene in the day. Afterwards, hundreds of new ones came onto the scene. Spiderman, Fantastic four, God only knows how many.

This bodes ill for the future. I'm talking about mutant terrorists, fights which cause incalculable property damage, planet consuming cosmic figures, Tyrants controlling the very fabric of existence, getting involved in galactic imbroglios, Cats and dogs, living together, Total chaos!

Now, I don't want you all to panic. I have a plan.



It involves rare crystals found in an asteroid. That should take care of the one called Superman. As for the rest of them, well, I've been working with a few senators, and we think we have something that will work, in the Mutant Registration act.

Superheroes are all fun and games until someone knocks superman through your buildings foundation, and you find out that your buildings insurance doesn't cover super powered fracases, or fires started by laser vision.